Identity Crisis Pony

My Little Ponies have been prancing the line between horsey and "why is that four-legged thing wearing a tutu" for a while. I admit I too had Pony toys in my misguided youth. However, the hair brushing and tea parties of my day were nothing compared to the confusion that is sure to be caused by these toys on today's girls( or boys, there's nothing wrong with that). This has to be the most confused pastel horse ever conceived by Matel or whoever makes them. Why I ask? Why!!!!